holidayyyyyyyyy
byebye
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at a comedy show in which the funniest comedian is deemed to be the one who gets the loudest applause at the end; when the only woman to get through to this stage was being judged
‘heh, it’s only women clapping’ - man stood behind me
and fuck you ^^
David Mitchell on the apparent “sincerity” of David Cameron’s position on gay marriage
OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE YOU SIR. This is so, so on point.
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You know what language I love? Welsh.
I mean
how
can you not
love
this ridiculous
amazing language?
(via youknowyourebritishwhen)
so you know those Hungarian folk with their shadow magic won Britain’s Got Talent are we going to let them stay now and not be racist pieces of shit to them because I don’t know if you noticed but their country recently became a dictatorship and it seems only fair mmm?
my near constant vasculitis complaining is actually me helpfully educating all you lovely people not living with a relapse/remission condition about doing just that
JUSTIFIED
“I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!”
wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry
How about now that the Harry Potter books have sold x million copies and won x awards all future editions read “Joanne Rowling” on the binding. I want girls in future generations to know they can be bestselling authors. I want them to be able to rub every smug little boy’s face in it.
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